In the Last Four Days

• My nine year old has asked, while in the car and in the presence of his siblings, "How exactly do you 'get' a baby?"
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  My six year old found a box of Tampax and has twice demanded to know exactly why and HOW these are used.
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  My three year old has begun to sing, in his best opera voice WHILE IN PUBLIC, "You touched my penis." The purpose, apparently, is to mortify me.
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  And this afternoon, my eldest, whilst working with the writing prompt, "My mother is pretty when...," asked if he could substitute the word "average."
  
  If you want a child... I have three. And you can have them on the cheap. (This sale price is good for today only. Prices subject to change - up or down- without notice and for a myriad of reasons.)